Happy Tell an old Joke Day 2023 Funny Messages and Jokes

July 24th, 2023 Happy Tell an old Joke Day Funny Messages and Jokes: Everyone probably knows someone for whom every day is National Tell An Old Joke Day. July 24th is a day to do so as it is Tell an Old Joke Day. Share with your dear ones Happy Tell an Old Joke Day funny messages along with funny jokes. Funny messages for friends and family and Tell an Old Joke for friends always promise many more smiles and healthy laughs.

National Tell an old Joke Day Funny Jokes

What is the reason for cows to wear bells…??? It is because their horns don’t make any sound.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse. It’s okay, we all laugh at bad jokes—they’re actually hilarious!

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. These are the 20 grammar corny jokes every word nerd will appreciate.

What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator. If you thought this was funny, you’ll love these other hilarious what do you call jokes.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Find the funniest joke ever with these daily life jokes you’ll want to share.

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!” Don’t forget to read these funny tweets for more laughs.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. Here are some short jokes for kids that anyone can remember—and they’re pretty funny!

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. Don’t think that’s the funniest joke ever? These are the one-liners we know you’ll love.

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment. Here are more “what’s the difference between” jokes guaranteed to make you laugh.

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes. Thought that was good? These plant puns will knock your stalks off.

After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”

Name one room that is hated by all of the skeletons. It is the living room!!!

When is an alligator called when it wears a vest? It is called an INVESTAGATOR.

Why do all the hummingbirds hum? That is because they don’t have words.

Ghosts don’t like going to dance parties because they have NO BODY to dance.

National Tell an old Joke Day Messages

Have you come across a joke about germs? No problems as I don’t wish to spread that around.

I used to think that brain is the most significant organ of a human body but then I realized who is telling me that.

I was wondering why the size of baseball is increasing but then it hit me hard.

I went to this very emotional wedding….. Even the cake at the wedding was in tiers.

Do you what is the difference between being ignorant and being apathetic….??? I don’t know and I don’t even care.

What would be bears called without bees? They would be called EARS.

12). When the past, present and future together walked into a bar… It was TENSE!!!

13). The best way to keep a bully away from charging? Simply by cancelling the credit card.

14). You know when you get a frostbite? It is when you pass by a snowman along with a vampire on your side.

15). You know you can make an egg laugh. All you have to do it just tell a yolk.